Decipher The Doodle Contest #1

no boys in spaceships allowed!

It’s an introspective look at life inside a pokeball.

(Dragon Zibbie)

My baby brother was eaten by a tyrannosaurus rex!

(Lego Dynamo Torch)

attempt at most correct answer: Time for my favorite meal

attempt at funniest but ultimately wrong answer: Michevious kid asked to stay away from the bar!

item selection: X-Rated Fusion Liqueur Vase

No jumping on trampolines?

(Paparazzi Playset)

“Beware of standing too close to meat cooking on a spit because you might get burned.”

Silly Mommy! It means “Don’t attempt to limbo when fireballs are forming under the pole.” Even tho you’re wearing your vest that shoots blue laser beams from your chest, it’s very dangerous considering the circumstances.

Neatorama LOLcat girly medium

Strapped into a carseat that has a child volume limiter device while wearing a Cookie Monster t-shirt.

Polluted Glass

That kid is playing Rock Band!

The use of a Martin bra as jump rope is forbidden.

(Brainier Than The Average Bear, XL)

Isn’t it obvious? A tight-rope walker above a three-ring circus!

Definitely a child strapped into a car seat. And the circles are the buckles!

(ninja clock)

No replacing your cyclops eye with a baby.

(Fruit Jacket – Pear)

Kid on skateboard going down hill

trapeze artist in the circus

Little brothers should not pull on Mom’s necklace no matter how happy it makes them.

LEGO Dynamo Torch

Say NO! to Jewish Ironmen ringing gongs!

(Oh Snap! Cheeseboard)

It’s Iron Man fighting the vampires!

seat-belted child in the back seat of a car (turbo volvo? mini?) with tach, speed, turbo on dashboard.

may i have the buckyballs, please? i’ll pay the difference.

Boys don’t like jewelry?

Prize: How I roll t-shirt 2xl

The artist’s subtle line work (especially in the treatment of the international “prohibited” symbol) indicates a distinct dissatisfaction with the confinements of contemporary American culture’s rigid rules, while the use of color (blue as representative of the stagnation of personal freedoms of this particular figure) simultaniously indicates the ineffectivness of the lone individual’s protest against a system which subjegates them.

Or, “Big kids don’t like carseats.”

Human Skull 3D Anatomy Model & Puzzle

It’s a baby/child in a car seat, no?

(Lego Dynamo Torch)

No deejays allowed.

Iron man cannot jump over the monkey bars.

Boys shouldn’t wear necklaces?

1. It’s a baby “bouncy seat” with a baby strapped in it. The curved line is a bar with 3 hanging toys on it, and the 2 blobby things on the side are the legs of the bouncy chair that sit on the floor. Toddlers drawings are transparent. She also signed her creation with an “M” on the bottom.

(David nightlight please!)

Men in yarmulkes should not blow out the candles on menorahs unless they are wearing their nazars.

(Totoro coin purse please)

I can’t believe none of the previous posters have got it yet… it’s so obvious!

The circle with the diagonal line through is a “No” sign.

Then we have Daddy (judging from the hair, or lack thereof).

Then what looks like laundry hanging on a line.

So I’m guessing Daddy isn’t allowed to do laundry. I suspect a prior record of laundry “accidents” is behind the ban. Perhaps ruining a favourite dress by washing it with something red, or maybe pilling up some tights by putting them with towels or fuzzy socks.

Of course, Mommy suspects that Daddy does it deliberately to incite just such a ban, an accusation which Daddy vehemently denies.

I won’t worry about the prize. Great contest, though! Lots of fun!

Baby in a carseat.

don’t walk/run into traffic/road

Monsters are prohibited from eating children.

No boys allowed on the trampoline.

(Babushkups)

No trampoline jumping

(Ellema the Elephant Baby Zoobie)

The subject in the doodle is walking on a high wire over the laundry line outside of his parents rundown trailer home. Wheel rims that had just been spray painted are drying on the lines. The father of the subject is teaching him tightrope walking as a skill that may help elevate his status in life and allow him to move out of the trailer park that has trapped much of his family for generations. The father figures that the child may be able to join the circus, become a superhero sidekick, or perhaps if he is lucky, win a few bar bets.

Do not smile while putting a cat poopy from the litter box on your head.

It looks like the kid doesn’t like someone playing drums on rock band.

Alternatively, it’s someone zorbing with a Japanese temple gate.

(Polluted Glass)

I think its a baby in a car seat. The slanted line is teh seatbelt. The semi circle with the three balls is the handle with toys hanging off it.

Kid getting out of a car seat

Tony Stark is not allowed to go near the rotisserie chicken, as he is on a diet.