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Medieval Tron

Posted by Alex in Cartoon & Comic, Funny, Movies & SciFi on November 21, 2009 at 3:09 am

It’s no wonder that Neatorama reader Guy won the recent Bent Objects caption contest – turns out he’s one of the guys behind Brevity, a darn funny syndicated comic strip. This one above, titled Medieval Tron, is my favorite, but they’ve got tons of other great stuff.

Links: Lots of comic panels at Comics.com | Brevity’s official websiteThanks Guy!

 
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Web 2.0 Utilities As Intoxicants

Posted by John Farrier in Blog & Internet, Cartoon & Comic, Funny on November 20, 2009 at 4:25 pm

In a new comic, cartoonist Patrick Moberg compares various web 2.0 social networking tools to intoxicating drugs, including tumblr, twitter, vimeo, and myspace. But don’t think that he holds these utilities in low regard. Moberg once used them and more to locate a girl that he saw on a NYC subway.

Link via Urlesque | Image: Patrick Moberg

 
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First Monkey to Ever Walk on the Moon Declared Dead

Posted by Queuebot in Funny on November 19, 2009 at 11:47 am

The History Bluff (motto: "Making a mess of history") brings us another headscratcher with the sad news that the first monkey to ever walk on the moon has passed away.

On June 3, 1981 Harlan the Monkey became the first primate to ever walk on the moon. Harlan died on November 18, 2009 of an apparent Tang overdose.

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From the Upcoming ueue, submitted by geezyreezy.

 
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Amusing Ads For Star Wars Weekends

Posted by Johnny Cat in Advertising, Funny, Movies & SciFi, Travel & Places on November 18, 2009 at 6:59 pm

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Photo: Lucasfilm/Disney

There’s a bunch of new print ads out for Disney’s Star Wars Weekends, and they’re pretty funny.  See Darth Vader wait in line, Ewoks get denied, TIE fighters at airport gates and more at The Chive.

 
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Heatin' Ana Beatin' Welding Service

Posted by Alex in Advertising, Funny on November 16, 2009 at 5:19 pm

Billy Mays may be gone, but the spirit of salesmanship lives on. For instance, just take a look at Glen "Amazin Blaze" David Thornton of Heatin’ ana Beatin’ Welding Service.

By the end of this short video clip, I was so ready to fork over my wallet to buy whatever it is he’s sellin’: Link [embedded MySpace video]

Previously on Neatorama: 5 Strangest Products Pitched by Billy Mays

 
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Three Wolf Moon Shirt Parodies

Posted by John Farrier in Blog & Internet, Fashion, Funny, Pictures on November 16, 2009 at 9:31 am

The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, an example of the spontaneous crowdsourced humor in the Amazon.com comments, has spawned many parodies, including Virginia Woolf, Worf, and Rowlf. Josh Rachford of Urlesque has compiled nine such parodies for your viewing pleasure.

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Pigeon: Impossible

Posted by John Farrier in Funny, Video Clips on November 16, 2009 at 9:16 am


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Walter Beckett, a junior CIA agent, receives a briefcase that controls a nuclear missile. The hand-off goes smoothly, until a pigeon gets trapped inside. Pigeon: Impossible is a six-minute short film by Lucas Martell. It is his first animated film, and it took him almost five years to complete it.

Official Website via The Presurfer

 
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Trolls

Posted by Queuebot in Funny on November 14, 2009 at 1:34 pm

A funny illustrated look inside the world of internet trolls, with a classification chart of different traits and different members of the troll ecosystem.

The best way to deal with trolls varies by type. To deal with the professor and critic, ignoring their rants goes a long way. They may get angrier at first, but the lack of an audience will drive them to more easily riled up communities, soon. Screamers should be gagged somehow, and are usually easy to pick out by their caps lock and swears-to-normal-words ratio.

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ESC From New York

Posted by Alex in Funny, Movies & SciFi on November 13, 2009 at 3:36 pm


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Neatorama designer Chris "Snake" Murphy came up with this excellent design "ESC from New York." Ah, this certainly brings back memories. From the Neatorama Shop: Link

 
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Ninja Hide and Seek

Posted by Queuebot in Baby & Kids, Funny, Video Clips on November 13, 2009 at 2:02 pm


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Ok, so maybe there is a slight hint of sarcasm incorporated into the title of this video.  Apparently there is a learning curve, for some, when it comes to the classic household game of hide and seek.  This little "ninja" has a long way to go in terms of mastering the art of finding a stealthy hiding spot.  The two images at the end of the video are priceless.

– via youtube

From the Upcoming ueue, submitted by flagler.

 
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10 Geeky Laws That Should Exist

Posted by Alex in Blog & Internet, Cartoon & Comic, Funny on November 10, 2009 at 1:08 pm

Matt Blum of Wired’s GeekDad blog came up with a list of 10 geeky laws that should exist, but for some inexplicable reason, do not (at least, they didn’t until now). For example:

1. Munroe’s Law: A person in a geeky argument who can quote xkcd to support his position automatically wins the argument. This law supersedes Godwin, so that even if the quote is about Hitler, the quoter still wins.

2. Lucas’s Law: There is no movie so beloved that a “special edition,” prequel or sequel cannot trample and forever stain its memory. [...]

8. Wilbur’s Law: Bacon makes everything better.

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Brainier Than The Average Bear

Posted by Alex in Fashion, Funny, Neatorama Only, Science & Tech on November 9, 2009 at 3:47 am


Brainier Than The Average Bear – $11.95

Psst! Got a smart friend? Is he brainier than the average ursine? If so, here’s the perfect T-shirt: Brainier Than the Average Bear, only from the Neatorama Shop: Link

 
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The Tin Horse Highway

Posted by Miss Cellania in Funny, Travel & Places on November 8, 2009 at 12:41 pm

The Outback town of Kulin, Australia, welcomes many tourists for the annual Kulin Bush Races in October. In the days leading up to the races, locals construct fanciful horses out of all kinds of materials to entertain those who travel the highway leading to the Jilakin Racetrack. This has become known as the Tin Horse Highway. See more tin horses placed in funny situations at Holtie’s House. Link

 
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Paranormal Goat

Posted by Alex in Advertising, Animal, Funny, Movies & SciFi on November 7, 2009 at 12:32 pm

How do you improve the runaway sleeper hit Paranormal Activity, which was made on a budget of $15,000 and has grossed nearly $90 million so far?

Add goats.

Yahoo’s Buzz Log has the clever mash-up of the movie’s ads with a few ungulates, which is a spoof trailer for The Men Who Stare At Goats: Link [embedded YouTube clip]

 
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Which Browser Would You Marry?

Posted by Johnny Cat in Blog & Internet, Funny on November 6, 2009 at 1:31 pm

Picture1With the advent of competing browsers came some fierce loyalty to one brand or another.  Some people would go as far to say they “love” their browser of choice.  That got Grace Smith thinking.  If you had to marry a web browser, which one would it be, and why? She put the question to her Twitter followers, and got many responses.  Some examples:

I’d marry Firefox, but I’d like her to lose some weight and stop complaining when I accidentally call her Google Chrome.

I imagine I would start by dating Firefox, but come to realize she is high maintenance and run off with Safari.

It would have to be Opera, still barely touched and very innocent but with some great hidden features.

Netscape is my MILF!

I would marry FireFox, but every once in a while have a fling with Safari (For the looks) & Chrome (For the performance).

Can’t say which one i’d marry but I’d divorce IE6 in a second.

IE makes promises it doesn’t keep.Safari is unpredictable and incompatible. Firefox hogs the resources. I think I’d be single.

Firefox, though I have to admit, I’ve had several affairs with Safari. *shamefaced* But I’ll always come back to you, Firefox!

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Lo! The Internet Turns 40

Posted by Johnny Cat in Blog & Internet, Funny on October 30, 2009 at 12:05 pm

happy-40th-birthday_lUCLA’s Leonard Kleinrock remembers sending the first message over the Internet 40 years ago this week; the first word sent host-to-host was supposed to be “login,” but the receiving computer crashed after the first two letters.  So the Internet’s first word was “Lo!”  Soon came the first denial of service, and the first spammer.

In honor of the occasion, Asylum’s Tommy Christopher compiled the Top Ten Signs the Internet Has Turned 40.

10. Hangs around at clubs using cheesy, outdated pickup lines like, “All your base are belong to me, baby!”

9. Starts referring to YouTube videos as “talkies.”

8. Still uses MySpace, and thinks of Heather_69 as a “friend.”

7. Stays in the left lane of the information superhighway with its blinker on.

6. Google mysteriously changes its name to “Google, She Wrote.” 

5. Star Wars Kid now on his second divorce after nailing his secretary.

4. Starts believing that Al Gore invented it.

3. Inexplicably purchases a Chrysler Sebring convertible.

2. Swears it goes to Pornhub.com for the articles.

1. Has to call its kids for tips on how to use itself.

I’ll add a bonus one:  Uses the file menu to shut itself down…all seven open windows of itself.  Any more ideas out there?

 
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Geologists: Experts in the Art of Subduction

Posted by Alex in Funny, Science & Tech on October 29, 2009 at 1:02 pm


Geologists: Experts in the Art of Subduction – $11.95, modeled by Zac.

Ever been seduced by a geologist? No? Well, you can’t blame them – though they’re not well versed in seduction, they are experts in the art of subduction. Y’know, tectonic plate movements and such. And in case you’re going to get it on with a geologist, remember that subduction zones can result in absolutely volcanic … er, eruptions.

Design by Chris Murphy.

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14 Cool Examples of Bandage Design

Posted by Queuebot in Funny on October 28, 2009 at 9:31 am

List of cool bandage designs including bacon, beef, comics, duct tape and more.

Next time you have to dress a wound why not dress it up? They say that laughter is the best medicine so why not cheer yourself up with a cool band-aid design the next time you get a cut or scrape? Besides, we can’t think of a better conversation starter than bacon bandages. Check out these incredible bandages designs that will help you cover up your pain with a smile.

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From the Upcoming ueue, submitted by tj241.

 
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Stop! Hammerhead Time!

Posted by Alex in Animal, Cartoon & Comic, Funny, Music on October 27, 2009 at 12:35 am


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What do you get when you combine a certain 80s fad and sharks? Here’s a T-shirt designed by the always awesome Nathan Mazur of Scared of Bees and brought to you by MC Hammerhead, the hippest of all sharks. From the Neatorama Shop: Link

 
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Grape Dog Costume

Posted by Jill Harness in Animal, Fashion, Food & Drinks, Funny on October 26, 2009 at 11:07 pm

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Looking to torture your four-legged friend with the sound of squeaking balloons and the feeling of extra bumpers that prevent him from getting comfortable? Look no further than this adorable, yet highly unfunctional dog grape costume.

Link Via Craftzine Image Via Doggie Stylish

 
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Das Kapital Money Bank

Posted by Alex in Funny, Home & Garden, Money & Finance, Pictures on October 26, 2009 at 1:47 am


Das Kapital Money Bank – $19.95 + s/h

This one will make Karl Marx spin in his grave (you may be surprised to find where the father of communism was buried. No, not the Soviet Union. Karl Marx was buried in London.)

Behold the Das Kapital Money Bank – a secret storage case shaped like his Das Kapital manifesto. And at $19.95 over at the Neatorama Shop, you don’t have to be the bourgeoisie to buy one: Link

See also: Good Marx, Bad Marx T-Shirt

 
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Comic Strip/Sci-Fi Mashups

Posted by John Farrier in Cartoon & Comic, Funny, Movies & SciFi on October 24, 2009 at 7:59 pm


Image: Ryan Dunlavey

Artist Ryan Dunlavey has created several comic strips mixing science fiction franchises with classic comics, such as the above mashup of Family Circus with The Fantastic Four. Others include He-Man with Garfield, Peanuts with X-Men, and Alien vs. Predator with Spy vs. Spy.

Previously on Neatorama: Dunlavey’s Action Philosophers comic book series.

Link via io9 | Artist’s Website

 
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Movies - One Letter Off

Posted by Johnny Cat in Funny, Movies & SciFi on October 23, 2009 at 12:09 pm

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More fun with movie posters and Photoshop can be had at The Chive.  Inspired by a Worth 1000 contest, users re-imagine popular movies if one letter in their title was changed, or removed.  Here, The Chive lays claim to The Ark Knight and No Country For Old Hen.

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Hitler Flummoxed by "Balloon Boy" Hoax

Posted by Minnesotastan in Funny, Video Clips on October 22, 2009 at 12:16 pm

Adolph Hitler’s “outburst” scene from the 2004 film “Der Untergang” (”Downfall”) is an excellent example of how a cultural event can go “viral” as an internet meme.  Because the original film was in German, complicated overdubbing is not required; creation of a parody can be achieved by the simple expedient of superimposing fake subtitles.

Dozens of such videos can be located with a quick search of YouTube, including ones in which Hitler reacts to sporting events, computer problems, Obama, Palin, Brett Favre, losing his home to foreclosure, the use of the term “grammar Nazis,” and even the existence of the parodies themselves.  The most recent example, embedded above, has him ranting about another meme – the “balloon boy” hoax.

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Mortal Kombat vs. Donkey Kong

Posted by Johnny Cat in Funny, Video Clips on October 16, 2009 at 4:30 pm

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Since I was always Scorpion, and never really got very good at Donkey Kong, this made Friday fantastic.  Short & sweet.

via UniqueDaily

 
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Slow Motion Running in Japan

Posted by Ali S. in Funny, Video Clips on October 16, 2009 at 1:12 am


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Ah, the beauty of slow motion video…with a crazy Japanese twist. I ended grinning like a fool by the end of the video as each individual running has a unique and hilarious run. This certainly made my day a whole lot bearable. Keep this in mind when you get near the end,”It’s like a lava lamp…”! ;)

If anyone is interested in the song used for the video it’s “Luv (sic) pt.2″ by Nujabes.

TGIF! :)

Via from the crazy folks at Urlesque – Link
Originally from NicoVideo – Link

 
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Disapproving Rabbits

Posted by Jill Harness in Animal, Blog & Internet, Funny on October 12, 2009 at 1:48 pm

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Bunnies make great pets, but there’s something about them that’s just so condescending. For those of you who need a few more snarky rabbits in your life, try DisapprovingRabbits.com.

Link Image Via Disapproving Rabbits

 
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Canal+: Wardrobe (The Closet)

Posted by Alex in Advertising, Funny on October 12, 2009 at 2:48 am

This story has got everything: baddies with machine guns, log riding off a waterfall, heavy machinery, pretty lady in bed … totally plausible, too.

Here’s a short clip for Canal+ titled "Wardrobe (The Closet)" by BETC EURO RSCG advertising agency, directed by Matthijs van Heijningen.

You won’t guess the ending: Link [embedded YouTube]

 
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Money Does Grow On Trees

Posted by Queuebot in Daily Trivia, Funny, Pictures, Travel & Places on October 11, 2009 at 12:20 pm

After all of those admonishments when you were younger (or perhaps even now?) about your profligate ways, here at least is some good news.  Money does, in fact, grow on trees.  In the North of England, they seem to make a habit of it.  OK, so it may just be visitors who do it but these trees sure look… well, make up your own mind.

It is said that if all the rich people in the world divided their money up between themselves then there almost certainly would not be enough to go around. Perhaps wishing for money is one thing, but getting it is another. As they say, when the gods wish to punish us, then they give us what we want. Cicero, way back before the Christian era said that endless money created the sinews of war – and nothing is truer than that two thousand years later.

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From the Upcoming ueue, submitted by taliesyn30.

 
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7 Fascinating Love Letters

Posted by Queuebot in Funny, Odd News on October 7, 2009 at 6:58 pm

Have you ever written a love letter? How did it turn out? Sappy or clever?

I betcha it’s not as awesome as this one sent about 100 years ago by William Weightman. He wrote the entire thing in rebus (for example, the word "dearest" is formed using a picture of a deer followed by the letters "est.")

That’s just one of 7 fascinating love letters in this post by Shaun Usher (the guy behind deputy dog and Letters of Note blogs)

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From the Upcoming ueue, submitted by Eavesy.

 
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