Archive Category: Caption Monkey


Caption Monkey 10: Giant Fish

Posted by Alex in Animals & Pets, Caption Monkey, Pictures on September 25, 2007 at 3:11 am


Photo: Fishing Adventures Thailand – via A Welsh View

This week’s Caption Monkey game at Neatorama comes by way of Thailand: the largest predator fish ever caught on rod and line, a 407 lb (185 kg) Arapaima.

Funniest caption wins a Free Monkey (or any other animal) Drawing by Ape Lad of Hobotopia. Contest rules are simple: place your caption in the comment, one caption per comment but you can submit as many as you’d like. You can also vote for your favorite comment, but not your own. And lastly, please keep it civil.

The funniest caption will win a free drawing – if you don’t win, but still want one (it’s very cool), you can get it directly from Ape Lad for a nominal fee here.

And oh, be sure to check out Fishing Adventure Thailand, by a truly masterful angler named Jean-Francois Helias for more photos of unbelievably large fish!

Update 10/5/07: Congratulations to Chris #6 who wrote the winning caption:

Why do I always have to hold the ass end?

 
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Caption Monkey 9: Giant Pickle

Posted by Alex in Caption Monkey on September 18, 2007 at 5:12 am


Photo: ranjit [Flickr], titled Alexandra and the Pickle at the 6th annual NYC International Pickle Day – via Information Junk

Yay! It’s time for this week’s Caption Monkey game at Neatorama! Caption this .. um, picklelicious photo and you can win a Free Monkey (or any other animal) Drawing by Ape Lad of Hobotopia.

Contest rule: one caption per comment, no limits on the comments (you can submit as many as you can think of). You can also vote for your favorite (but not your own). Please keep it civil, folks!

The funniest caption will win a free drawing: you name the monkey (or other animal) and Ape Lad will draw it for you. If you don’t win, you can still get one directly from Ape Lad for a nominal fee (believe me: it’s worth it! Here’s Neatorama Monkey, btw)

Good luck!

Update 9/25/07: congratulations to Ben #19 who submitted the winning caption:

Gumby was an ugly baby …

 
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Caption Monkey 8: Swimming Cat

Posted by Alex in Animals & Pets, Caption Monkey, Pictures on September 11, 2007 at 3:14 am


Mary Scribe taught all of her cats to swim! Photo: Kevin Clark/The Register-Guard

Yay! Neatorama’s weekly Caption Monkey game is here! Caption this cute photo of a swimming cat and you can win a Free Monkey (or any other animal) Drawing by Ape Lad of Hobotopia.

Contest rules are simple: one caption per comment, you can submit as many as you can think of. You can also vote for your favorites (but please not your own).

The funniest caption will win a free monkey drawing: you name the monkey (or other animal) and Ape Lad will draw it for you. If you don’t win, you can still get one directly from Ape Lad for a nominal fee (it’s worth it – the pic is very cool).

Want to learn more about Mary Scribe’s swimming cats? The Register-Guard has the story: Link – via Cute Overload

Update 9/13/07 – Neatorama reader Nick shared this picture of his cat Lucy who also can swim (no training, just instinct) – Thanks Nick!

Update 9/14/07: Congrats to Tom #60 with the subtle yet very funny caption:

“The single web search result that has caused the most disappointment for male browsers age 15 to 24.”

 
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Caption Monkey 7: Dressed Up Dog

Posted by Alex in Animals & Pets, Caption Monkey, Fashion on August 28, 2007 at 3:34 am


Found at Teh Interweb – via Scribal Terror (anyone know the background story?) [Update 8/29/07: It's from a doggie fashion show, credit for photo above: Timothy A. Clary - Thanks Monty!]

Neatorama’s weekly Caption Monkey game is here! You can win a Free Monkey (or Other Critter) Drawing by Ape Lad of Hobotopia.

The simple rules: one caption per comment, you can submit as many as you’d like. You can also vote for your favorite (but please, not your own).

Funniest caption will win a free monkey drawing – you name the monkey (or other animals, for that matter) and Ape Lad will draw it for you! If you don’t win, don’t despair: you can still get one directly from Ape Lad!

[Update 9/3/07: Congrats MariV #16 for the winning caption: "The unsuccessful Taco-Bell-hits-Thailand promotional campaign."]

 
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Caption Monkey 6: Walrus Presents a Car.

Posted by Alex in Animals & Pets, Auto & Transportation, Caption Monkey on August 21, 2007 at 1:25 am

From China Daily: A walrus poses next to a car at the 14th Dalian International Automotive Industry Exhibition in Dalian, Northeast China’s Liaoning Province, August 16, 2007. More than 800 vehicles from China and overseas are on display during the four-day show opened on Thursday.

Yay! It’s time for another Neatorama’s Caption Monkey game, where the funniest caption wins a Free Monkey Drawing by Ape Lad of Hobotopia.

Rules are simple: one caption per comment, you can submit as many as you’d like. You can also vote for your favorite comment (no, not your own).

Funniest caption will receive a free monkey drawing – you name the monkey and Ape Lad will draw it for you – if you don’t win, but still want a monkey or other critters, you can buy one directly from Ape Lad (worth the money!)

Update 8/28/07: Congratulations to the winner Jan #12 for the genius “HAS BUKKET SEATS!!!!” comment!

 
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Caption Monkey 5: Sumo!

Posted by Alex in Caption Monkey, Pictures on August 14, 2007 at 4:29 am

It’s time for another Neatorama’s Caption Monkey game! Funniest caption wins a Free Monkey Drawing by Ape Lad of Hobotopia.

Rules are simple: one caption per comment, you can submit as many as you’d like. You can also vote for your favorite comment (no, not your own).

Funniest caption will receive a free monkey drawing – you name the monkey and Ape Lad will draw it for you – if you don’t win, but still want a monkey or other critters, you can buy one directly from Ape Lad (worth the money!)

Update 8/16/07: Congratulations to Sky #1 for the winning comment:

He never knew after 6 years of schooling he would be working farts out of sumo wrestlers.

 
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Caption Monkey 4: Sense of Impending Doom!

Posted by Alex in Animals & Pets, Caption Monkey, Pictures on August 7, 2007 at 2:59 am

It’s time for a Caption Monkey game! You can win a Free Monkey Drawing by Ape Lad of Hobotopia, simply by submitting the funniest caption.

The rules are simple: write a funny but civil caption in the comment section (one per caption per comment, you can submit as many as you can think of). You can also vote for whichever comment tickles your funny bone.

Funniest caption will receive a free monkey drawing – you name the monkey and Ape Lad will draw you one (see for example: the Neatorama Monkey, the whole Monkey! set at Flickr, and this cool YouTube clip of the drawing process). If you don’t win, but still want a monkey (or any other critter), you can buy one directly from Ape Lad (it’s worth it!).

Congratulations to Shawn #108 who won last week’s Caption Monkey game

Go to it!

Update 8/9/07 – congratulations to Sid Morrison #28 who wrote the winning caption: The Ass of Damocles. If you don’t know what it’s in reference to, check out: The Sword of Damocles.

 
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Caption Monkey 3: Rabbit!

Posted by Alex in Caption Monkey on July 31, 2007 at 7:47 am


Image Credit: Mikkel Elbech [Flickr]

What is the bunny looking at? You, actually – yes, you who can win a free monkey drawing by Ape Lad of Hobotopia, simply by submitting the funniest caption.

Here’s the simple rule: write your funny but civil caption in the comment section (one caption per comment, you can submit as many as you’d like). You can also vote for whichever comment tickles your fancy. Difficulty: see if you can make one without a "Frank" reference!

Funniest caption will receive a free monkey – you name the monkay and Ape Lad will draw you one (see for example: the Neatorama Monkey, the whole Monkey! set at Flickr, and this cool YouTube clip of the drawing process). If you don’t win, but still want a monkey (or any other critter), you can buy one directly from Ape Lad (it’s worth it!).

Congratulations to L’elk #47 who won the previous Caption Monkey game.

Go to it!

Update 8/2/07: Congrats to Shawn #108 who won with the witty Casablanca reference by Humphrey Bogart:

Ears looking at you kid!

 
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Caption Monkey 2: Alligator Knocking

Posted by Alex in Animals & Pets, Caption Monkey on July 17, 2007 at 2:01 am

Image Credit: Richard Holinski / Island Packet

A 6-foot-long alligator climbs within inches of the doorbell after knocking into the front door of Roslyn and Robert Loretta’s home on Penny Creek Drive in Sun City Hilton Head on Friday night. The reptile apparently was enticed into the couple’s yard by the smell of teriyaki chicken. Link – via Falling Sky

All right – here’s where you come in: funniest caption wins a free monkey drawing by Ape Lad of Hobotopia!

Contest rule is simple: write your caption in the comment section (one caption per comment). Make it funny but please keep it civil. You can submit as many comments as you’d like.

Funniest caption will receive a free monkey drawing – you name the monkey, and Ape Lad will draw you one (for example: the Neatorama Monkey and the whole Monkey! set at Flickr). If you don’t win, but still want a monkey, you can buy one directly from him (it’s worth it!)

And congratulations to Jani who won last week’s Caption Monkey contest.

Update 7/31/07: Congratulations to L’elk #47 for submitting the winning comment!

Realizing their passive approach isn’t winning them many followers, the Jehovah’s witnesses switch to plan B.

Very Bizarro-esque!

 
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Caption Monkey 1: Balls of Steel.

Posted by Alex in Caption Monkey on July 11, 2007 at 1:57 am


(Yes, this was on Neatorama before)

Yay! I’m happy to announce a new collaboration with Ape Lad’s Hobotopia: a weekly caption contest where the funniest caption wins a free monkey drawing!

Contest rule is simple: one caption per comment, make it funny but please keep it civil. You can submit as many comments as you’d like.

Funniest caption will receive a free monkey drawing – you name the monkey, and Ape Lad will draw you one (for example: the Neatorama Monkey and the whole Monkey! set at Flickr). If you don’t win, but still want a monkey, you can buy one directly from him (it’s worth it!)

Update 7/16/07: Congratulations to Jani #113 for the winning entry:

Never wear steel cap shoes in a battle against a monk, who is wearing an assmagnet.

 
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