Due to the commercialization of geek culture way more boys and girls wore Cthulhu costumes for Halloween this year than ever before, a trend which may result in the end of the world as we know it.
For it seems the fools who created the costume clearly don't realize that dressing kids up like Cthulhu is the fastest way to awaken the Great Old One from his slumber- because Cthulhu doesn't like puny humans impersonating him.
So take a note from this Dork Tower comic by John Kovalic and dust off that pirate costume so Cthulhu doesn't devour us all!
-Via Geeks Are Sexy