In the latest installment of Cracked's Honest Ad series, Roger Horton is back to sell you a "pocket box" called the iHorton BS8. I think you know what they are parodying.
Is the new pocket box worth upgrading from your iHorton BS7? You betcha! It's newer, has some features you may or may not care about, and most of all, it's more expensive. That's why you need one right now. This is, of course, aimed at people who use a phone for everything, like a computer in your pocket (hence "pocket box"). As a satisfied flip phone user, I found this quite amusing. -via Geeks Are Sexy