You don't need soap that smells like eucalyptus, goat's milk, or even roses. Soap gets you clean, and maybe gets a laugh from someone who gets a flavor from the Whiskey River Soap Company. Check out the description of their new Grammar Police Soap.
Just wanted to shoot a quick message to let you know how impressed we all are that you finally figured out the difference between your and you're, thanks to Facebook trolls. True, it was something the rest of us learned in first grade, but what the hell. Welcome to the club, smarty pants. But as a club member, you now have to quit whining about everyone else's grammatical errors. Trust me, you're still making some.
They also note that it actually smells like a jelly donut. That's different. But there are plenty of other flavors, like soap for First World Problems, Frenemies, #Blessed People, Awkward Moments, Crazy Exes, Ceepy Uncles, and more.