The Pillsbury Doughboy's heart must be made of stone because he has been watching people shove dough in ovens for over fifty years and still manages to teehee about it all.
And, as this parody PillsDairy Batterboy commercial shows, that's one aspect of Poppin' Fresh's life we never stop to consider- the fact that he's helping Pillsbury sell his own doughpeople to hungry humans.
-Via Cracked