The Quick Spruce Up

Leaving the house without sprucing myself up a bit makes me feel like a foul creature among cleaner and less disgusting looking humans who should avoid contact with me at all costs.

But at least I don't have to throw on some boring old monkey suit before I can be seen in public, imagine what a pain in the neck it must be for those diehard suit and tie guys.

Thanks, cartoonist Jim Benton, for reminding me how stupid I look every time I wear a tie, and how fabulous I look when I wear lipstick!

-Via Geeks Are Sexy