These days, inventors are constantly rushing out to make their products work with smartphone apps, but not every product needs these modern innovations. In fact, sometimes "smart" products are just plain stupid.
Have you ever wanted a toothbrush that links up to your smartphone, for example? How about an egg carton that texts you when you're out of eggs? Perhaps the most invasive? A monitor that tells you via Bluetooth when your tampon is full.
Three words here: Do. Not. Want.