Everyone has something they fear in life, be it abstract or unnervingly real, but just as we're told not to wallow in our tears we shouldn't swallow up our fears- we should let them out and expose them to the sunlight on a NeatoShop t-shirt.
That way we can share them with each other and laugh at how small they really are in the grand scheme of things.
The fears that lurk in our minds are very real to us
And very hard to ignore
But if you think of the things you're afraid of in a different light they won't seem so scary after all
And then you can say "I ain't afraid of no oogety boogety old fear!"
And we hide them deep inside the closets in our minds like a secret
Until one day the thing we fear most comes knocking at our door
We shake and tremble as we're forced to face our fears
And the world seems to be conspiring against us, staring at us coldly while we shake
But all we really need to do is hop on that wave of fear and ride it into the dirt
And then you'll realize the thing you fear most is really no big deal
A realization that'll liberate you from the monster who has been stalking you all these years
You'll feel alive again and unafraid to face the future
And after a time a new fear will come along to make you scared all over again!
People are afraid of all sorts of strange stuff
Like silly looking circus clowns
And the sound of balloons squeaking and popping
But just because someone's fear seems irrational or strange to you
Doesn't make your fears any more rational or realistic
Because we're taught to fear things for a reason
Sometimes it's an instinctual way to save our skin
Other times it's so we can avoid more mental trauma
But whatever the type of fear and degree of realism in our lives those fears must be eliminated
So let's try to eliminate fear from our futures and get back to fretting about love!
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