Unkar's Ration Packs - They're Edible...And That's About It


Unkar's Ration Packs by Stationjack

Sustenance is in short supply on Jakku, so those scavengers who need energy to bring in the next big haul should stock up on Unkar's ration packs, with the taste humanoids feel indifferent about! Unkar's packs are made of moderate quality veg-meat and polystarch from a few wars back, so you know they're not terrible and they're edible so quit complaining and eat your rations. Unless young Rey is such a big star now that she can't appreciate the packets of "food" that made her the rebel she is today...

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