Every Comment On Every Article About Bras Ever

Adult women who use the internet already know this, and now Mallory Ortberg (previously at Neatorama) shares with everyone the comments you will see under any post about bras.

It sounds like you’re wearing the wrong bra size.

Did you know that 400% of American women are wearing the wrong bra size?

Most women don’t even realize that they’re wearing the wrong bra size.

If your breasts have leapt off of your torso, you’re probably not wearing the right bra size.

Honestly, it doesn’t matter if you have tried on every size that store sells, you will be told all your bra problems are the result of wearing the wrong size. Those aren’t the only comments, just the overwhelming majority. You can read the rest at The Toast.

In other news, Toast co-founder Mallory Ortberg is taking over the position of advice columnist Dear Prudence at Slate. And there was much rejoicing all along the internet. Commenters at Metafilter said,

She could do this for ten years and I'd never figure out whether she was offering earnest advice or satirizing the entire idea of advice columns.

Ortberg can just respond with some snarky medieval art.

Ortberg’s Dear Prudence advice column will debut next week.

(Image credit: David Stanley


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