20 Ridiculous Yet Amusing Relationship Dealbreakers - Neatorama

Those Redditors... they love to share. So when one Redditor asked other users "What is the most George Constanza-esque reason you broke up with someone?" the funny answers came pouring in. Read them and see what you think. What is your most quirky dealbreaker in terms of your dating life? Feel free to chime in below. See the original Reddit link above, and see a collection of graphics devoted to one writer's selection of funny answers.

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I said "We don't need to argue over something so trivial." Then he replied with "Life isn't a game. This isn't trivial pursuit!" LOL. That's all it took.

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I dated a girl for several weeks, and we got along great. Then, one day, she mentioned that she's still married.
(Life is hell for single guys in south Texas.)

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I dated a guy in college, who was small in stature (now that I think about it, he was probably the same height as me, just a smaller build). We were on a double date, in the back seat of a friend's car, he reached down to hold my hand, and somehow my hands looked like Andre the Giant's next to his. That was it, I couldn't do it.

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I hate to think of how many guys I might have rejected if the internet were around when I was young. As it is, I haven't have to witness how awful any of my husbands' writing and spelling was/is.

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She was fantastic, near perfect in many ways. However, she taught first grade and spoke to me like I was a six-year-old.

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