Online dating sites are full of evil time-traveling robot assassins. Or, you wish they were, because that would make browsing through the profiles much more interesting. As it is, anytime you catch a potential date in a lie, you can assume they are just ineptly covering up their true nefarious intentions. Then again, if you actually ran across someone who described themselves as an evil time-traveling robot assassin, you'd take a second look, wouldn't you? This is the latest from Tree Lobsters!