We have a problem? No, you have a problem. It's not my business and not my problem. Or, you could say in Polish, that it's not my circus and not my monkeys.
Matt Lindley of the travel blog Hotel Club illustrated 10 idioms in languages other than English that might baffle native English speakers. Use them when you travel and you'll be, as we say in the Texan language, safe as Granny's snuffbox.
-via Swiss Miss