Need an advice? Your parents will gladly give you one, regardless if you want it or not. This chart above sums up the difference between the advice you will get from your mother and from your father ("carpe a job" - Hah!)
I noticed that the advice that your mom and dad would give you when you get cuts and scrapes isn't there, so here it is:
|When You Get Hurt Playing||Let me clean that up and put a band-aid for you. Be careful next time.||Walk it off, buddy.|
Can you think of any more motherly or fatherly advice?