Doghouse Diaries has some brutal ideas for how to inflict your wrath on your most deserving enemies. This is part 3 of an ongoing series, so the artist clearly thinks a lot about revenge.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
It's already taking effect. My inner thoughts are now suddenly in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried. And I routinely drive joyfully toward what appear to be open parking spaces in crowded lots, only to suffer the acutely painful presence of a microcar or a motorcycle.
http://www.hotsaucemadness.com/recipe-ghost-pepper-hot-sauce-recipe.html
and they ought to outlaw them dammed micro cars