Don't Talk To Me Until I've Had My First Cup of Coffee

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You can have coffee. There's a pot over there. Or you can have one of those frou-frou drinks that costs $6 and has no actual coffee in it.

Oh, you don't like black coffee? I can add whiskey to it, if you like. But that's it.

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Someone mentioned they wanted a frappucino the other day and I said that was an ice cream pretending that it's a coffee.

Then I offered her some ice cream, and that made her happy.

Funny I should see this post as I'm drinking a cup of coffee with Kahlua in it. It's a rare treat for me.
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