[http://youtu.be/PZbqAMEwtOE] (YouTube link)This would be funny even if it weren’t word-for-word from an actual legal deposition. It’s from a 2010 case in which the Cuyahoga County (Ohio) Recorder’s off...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/What-Is-A-Photocopier/(Zach Weinersmith/SMBC Comics)God said, "I need somebody willing to stay up until dawn, milking experience points, arguing about rules all night in a basement, and fighting through a dungeon crawl, then...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/So-God-Made-a-Role-Player/Ten years ago, Tina Fey made a name for herself outside of SNL by writing Mean Girls, and made Lindsey Lohan a star outside of children’s movies. But even if you have half the dialogue memorized,...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/12-Facts-About-Mean-Girls-That-Could-Make-Fetch-Happen/(Video Link)Watching a visual effects breakdown is kinda like watching a beloved film being deconstructed right before your eyes, with all the magic stripped away in favor of clinical examination of process and point-by-...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/A-Visual-Effects-Breakdown-Of-Only-God-Forgives/The news from Star Wars is that the main cast for the new movie is set.Actors John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, Andy Serkis, Domhnall Gleeson, and Max von Sydow will join the original...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/Star-Wars-VII-Cast-Announced/Browse through a selection of crime scene photos from any major city and you’ll find a bunch of locations that look familiar, since most major cities have a degree of similarity to their architecture and layout.How...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/Old-New-York-Crime-Scene-Photos-Superimposed-On-Present-Day-Locations/DeviantART member Fernando Mendonça has illustrated many non-Disney stories in the Disney animation style. These two works imagine Game of Thrones as a Disney animated film. Of course, Tyrion Lannister wo...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/Disneys-Game-of-Thrones/Wicked Selfie by SwanStar DesignsYou're so vain, you probably think this post is about you, but it's not- it's all about those bad girls who work their magic and make the princesses wish they were never born. Selfies ar...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/Wicked-Selfie-Bow-Down-Before-Their-Beauty/(Video Link)Well, they done did it- the notorious Atari landfill in Alamogordo, New Mexico has been excavated, and its contents have been shown to be- tons of Atari 2600 E.T. video game cartridges!While it&rs...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/Atari-Landfill-Has-Been-Excavated-Did-They-Find-ETs-Corpse/Eww, do you have any idea where that cash has been? Or how many people have touched it? Biologist Jane Carlton is leading the Dirty Money Project at New York University, in which researchers have identified about 3,000 t...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/Dirty-Money-A-Microbial-Jungle-Thrives-In-Your-Wallet/(Video Link)Leisure Suit Larry was a seminal video game franchise in ways which the Rated E crowd may not approve of- it brought sexual themes into mainstream gaming, it introduced alcohol and drugs...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/Music-Video-Inspired-By-Leisure-Suit-Larry/[http://youtu.be/v-rcvYfMFeE] (YouTube link)Ohagi has concentration, focus, and a procedure for his pounce. 1. Lock eyes on target. 2. Wiggle hindquarters in a rhythmic manner until completely wound up. 3. Raise one fron...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/World-Class-Butt-Wiggle/The Moonblush Baker is the kitchen genius responsible for the maple pecan cupcakes with buttermilk pancakes on top. She hasn't stopped there. For Easter Monday, she made this amazingly complex cake with...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/Mars-Bar-Cake-Has-a-Tunnel-of-Molten-Caramel-Running-through-It/[http://youtu.be/l5y2F_97FOk] (YouTube link)The Galactic Empire is trying to intercept and scramble the signals from the ISS! It looks like R2D2 must come to the rescue so astronaut Rick Mastracchio can deliver a greetin...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/A-Star-Wars-Day-Greeting-from-NASA/It seems like the zombie virus truly knows no bounds these days, and whether you’re real or imaginary you may want to stay more than an arm’s length away from your buddy who keeps going on about how good brai...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/Iconic-Pop-Culture-Characters-Get-A-Zombie-Makeover/Aren’t you glad Robert Downey, Jr. finally got a Twitter account? He Tweeted this picture from the set of Avengers 2: Age Of Ultron, where the cast had dinner together Sunday. How many Ave...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/Avengers-Assembled/[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-78Xj549Ss](Video Link)In Billy Joel's 1973 hit song "Piano Man," the titular character is the lounge piano player who is a cathartic outlet for the miserable people who come to the bar.I...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/Billy-Joels-Piano-Man-as-Game-of-Thrones/One of the main reason adults outgrow coloring is the simplicity- they’re just too easy to color, too easy to stay between the lines, and that’s no fun. It’s not like adults don’t want to color an...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/An-Expert-Level-Coloring-Book-For-Big-Kids/Dead Pond by Hillary WhiteWade doesn't look so good on this graphic, but if there's one thing an amazing healing factor is good for it's bringing a hero back from the dead. Mercs with mouths as big as Mr. Wilson's can't...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/Dead-Pond-The-Life-Of-A-Superhero-Is-Sink-Or-Swim/[http://youtu.be/Y5V2bikXnMU] (YouTube link)The most exciting part of the Davenport University commencement festivities in Grand Rapids, Michigan, happened about three hours into the ceremony. Robert Jeffrey Blank receiv...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/Commencement-Backflip/The Java mouse deer (Tragulus javanicus) is among the smallest deer species in the world. Adults typically weigh between 2.2 and 4.1 pounds. Their natural habitat is the tropical rainforests of Southeast Asia.*s...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/This-Baby-Deer-Is-the-Size-of-a-Hamster/Siena is a lioness at the Masai Mara National Reserve, which straddles the border of Kenya and Tanzania. She was gored by a buffalo, a wound that looks horrible but did not affect any of her major organs. Siena is raisin...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/Lioness-Surgery/New Orleans is a mysterious city full of dark folklore, a shadowy past, and yearly events full of drunken debauchery and things you cannot unsee, but for many the highlight of visiting the Big Easy is the city itself.Boa...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/The-Still-Of-The-Night-In-New-Orleans/[http://vimeo.com/93042217] (YouTube link)Alexandre Gasulla crafted a video about Breaking Bad that doesn’t really give away any plot points, but it does explain the show as an overall concept. We see the...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/Breaking-Bad-A-Tribute/The Congo Quares Bench by Atelier Astúa looks like an attractive, but fairly ordinary bench most of the time. But when you want to play chess, you just have to hit the switch and all the pieces will appe...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/This-Chessboard-Makes-It-Really-Hard-to-Lose-Your-Pieces/Neatorma is proud to bring you an excerpt from the book NOTHING: Surprising Insights Everywhere from Zero to Oblivion, from the magazine New Scientist. It features thoughts from 21 diff...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/Big-Bang/(Photo: theapexfan)Well, what did you expect when you asked the galaxy's most famous bounty hunter to the prom? She's not going to wear body armor to a formal. Now step into the carbonite chamber. And do...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/Boba-Fett-in-a-Ball-Gown/[http://youtu.be/Wx9vPv-T51I] (YouTube link)Alex Gendler explains the forces behind tsunamis in this TED-Ed animation. This gives us a pretty clear explanation of how tsunamis can sneak across oceans without being visibl...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/How-Tsunamis-Work/Some people love anything associated with unicorns. Two years ago, I linked to a recipe for cookies made with unicorn poop. It got quite a bit of traffic, despite the disgusting theme.Well, far be it for me to look down...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/How-to-Make-Unicorn-Barf/Pizza Time by HartzackThe best way to get ready for pizza time is to work up a good appetite- by kicking some ninja clan butt! Totally radical, noodle armed teenage ninjas love to shred, and their good friend April is s...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/Pizza-Time-Heroes-In-A-Half-Shell-Noodle-Power/
