In addition to writing horrifying novels that will convince you to never emotionally bond with any fictional character, George R.R. Martin plans weddings and funerals. Would you like a Game of Thrones-themed wedding? Sign up now and avoid any future divorce expenses.
Warning: I think that there’s a spoiler in this video for last Sunday’s episode. I’m not sure, as I haven’t seen it yet. But I plan to solve that problem tonight.
Also: foul language.