You think that's a wart? No, that's a tumor. And it's gangrenous. And yes sir, that's clearly an ovarian cyst. There's no time to wait. Get to the emergency room!
Liza Schmalcel and Bruce Evans of The Joy of Tech remind us of something important: now that you have access to the internet, you're your own Dr. House. Never mind what that quack with the medical degree tells you.