We’ve brought you plenty of pun headlines, but there are so many more that never get published, because they are rude, crude, and socially unacceptable. Heds Will Roll is a fairly new Tumblr blog for news headlines that are clever, but were rejected for one reason or another. I’m sure you can figure out why. Be warned that some are offensive, or even NSFW. You can submit yours, too, and check back as the blog receives more material. -via Metafilter, where you’ll find more examples.
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