(Unrelated photo via eBay seller snoozleshop)
Police in Friendswood, Texas say that a witness claimed to see 2 men sneak into a construction site. When cops pulled them over, the suspects had stolen rebar pipes and hurricane fencing in a trailer. Police arrested both of the men, one of whom was wearing a Cookie Monster onesie at the time.
If you need a cookie fix, get help. Don't resort to crime. Cookies only get stale behind bars.
-via Ace of Spades HQ