It is spring yet? No. It's not even close--at least in the American northeast and Great Lakes region. That area is under the death grip of a brutal winter storm that the Weather Channel has dubbed Vulcan. Lakes Erie, Michigan, Huron and Superior are almost completely iced over.
That's just the beginning. Vulcan is rapidly spreading over the Great Plains and Rockies, like a flood of chilled plomeek soup.
Naming a snowstorm "Vulcan" is highly illogical. LLAP— Leonard Nimoy (@TheRealNimoy) March 10, 2014