What Is It? game 317

W00t! It's time for another contest collaboration with the excellent What Is It? blog. Can you guess what this odd item is? This week, we are looking for funny and clever answers, not the correct one, but if you guess correctly, you'll win our undying respect. If you have one of the two funniest answers, you'll win a T-Shirt from the NeatoShop!

Place your guess in the comment section. One guess per comment, though you can enter as many guesses as you'd like. You have until the answer is revealed on the What Is It? Blog tomorrow.

Please write your prize selection alongside your guess, so visit the NeatoShop and take a look around. If you don't write your prize selection, then you don't get the prize. I think you'll like the selection of funny t-shirts and science t-shirts -or even t-shirts of your favorite blogs and websites.

There's another image of this thing, along with other mystery items, at the What Is It? blog. Good luck!

Update: This thing is a Sadlak M1A, M14 USGI Combination tool for use on military rifles. See it’s many uses at the What Is It? blog. We were looking for wrong but funny answers, and jasennesaj had one: an S&M bicycle seat with a built in fart muzzle compensator. Ha! That wins a t-shirt from the NeatoShop! ColShorts had a great answer, too, “The Exhaust Piper.” Replace your car's exhaust with this and sound like Scotland as you drive! Congratulations to both. There are a lot of other funny answers; you should read them all. See the identifications of all this week’s mystery items at the What Is It? blog.

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This is the prototype of the manual sonic screwdriver, with thumb-actuated trigger. The internal workings have been removed for other prototypes; as this model was considered impractical, the design feature known as the 'round things' can be clearly seen in future incarnations of the "Tardis", The Doctor's infamous TT Type 40 Mark 3 Tesselecta database
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An antique whack-a-whiffle mallet originally found in Chuck-E-Cheese restaurants back in the 80's. It never really caught on because whiffle balls didn't have a good enough weight to them when you smacked them. They changed over to Whack-a-moles shortly after.
Vitruvian Bats Men's Large
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The K-Tel Fast Action Pizza Pop Roller. This model allows you to make 8 pops at a time. It looks like heavy metal, but it's actually that styro-foamesque as-seen-on-tv pseudo plastic.

Kodama Sake XL
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It's an ear-horn for elder GI Joe's returning from their last tour against the Cobras. Made infamous by the little known by very svelte Grampy Joe.

Kodama Sake XL
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It's a summer pegleg for pirates, properly ventilated to ensure adequate airflow and with a hose attachment for sprinkler fun during pirate downtime.

Asterisk - Black Small
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Mercenary moles mobilize this borer/flamethrower mechanism to make scarce miscreant mice from their tunnels and burrows.
Pounce, XL Ladies Fit, Ice Blue
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You know how your hands can get really sweaty when you're using a tool for a while? This is just one wrench from the set of a mechanic that suffers from hyperhydrosis.

Best Friends in S, please.
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What a rare find! This is an Ancient Greek, Hephaestus-forged penis-enlarging pump. They say it is blessed by Aphrodite herself. Fun fact, it was once used by Hercules to defeat the Nemean Lion; while most stories claim the lion was strangled, in truth it was beaten to death with Hercules' bless'ed erection.

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