Kiss My Socks
Are you quietly dismayed by all the requests, nay demands, made on your time? Tell everyone they can kiss your (fill in the blank) with the Kiss My Socks from the NeatoShop. This cheerful pair of neon yellow socks features a black arrow and the text Kiss My. They are a delightful way to tell people you have no intentions of fulfilling their wishes.
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