You want a bowl of noodles? Then you're out of luck. But you can have a bowl of noodle--just one, mind you. Kuzo of Rocket News 24 found a restaurant in Kyoto, Japan that serves udon (noodle soup) that consists of one single noodle. Kuzo writes:
Picking it up in my chopsticks, I also noticed it was incredibly firm. I imagine these noodles are boiled this way intentionally to keep them from becoming too soft and falling apart.
I lifted the noodle out of the soup and found that I could bring it over my head without the other end leaving the bowl!