Want Revenge? Hire Nefarious Jobs To Seek Vengeance For You

They say that revenge is a dish best served cold, but all that cliché really means is take some time to cool off before you jump into any hare brained attempt at getting your revenge.

But if you still find yourself burning with the fires of vengeance after you've had time to cool down, and you don’t want to get your own hands dirty, then San Francisco based company Nefarious Jobs will help you get revenge at rates ranging from about 1800 dollars up to ten thousand dollars for what they call "Total Annihilation".

Nefarious Jobs is a shadowy organization, who offers shadowy services you have to email them about for any sort of details, but their website does take Discover so they can't be that shady now can they? *wink*

-Via Geekosystem


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Ah, the good, old, double standard! Not long ago you deleted a comment of mine, chiding me to "be nice", when all I was doing was to express my dislike of an item. Yet, here you are, promoting a revenge organization which offers fake emails slagging one's foe, up to "total annihilation", which promises "full destruction" of the victim. Way to follow your own rules.
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I was disappointed the site didn't auotplay the AC/DC song "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap", but then, they aren't cheap. Maybe Steely Dan's "Dirty Work" with some altered lyrics...

"You're a fool to do your own Dirty Work, oh no...
Let us do all of your Dirty Work, oh yeah..."

I do jingles for all kinds of semi-legal businesses...
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