Photo: Mexican Olympic Committee
How to explain Prince Hulbertus von Hohenlohe.
Let's see. Prince Hubertus, also known by his nickname Royal Disaster, is an actual prince. He's descended from the reigning dynasty of a former principality in what is now Germany. He was born in Mexico as a son to Prince Alfonso Hohenlohe and Princess Ira Fürstenberg. So he's a Mexican citizen and a German prince, all in one.
Photo: Hubertus von Hohenlohe
Oh, and he's also the lone member of Mexico's Alpine Skiing Team in the Sochi Winter Olympics. And even better: he's got a one-of-a-kind Mariachi-themed suit:
Mariachi Suit via NBC Olympics
Whatever happens at the sporting event, we know that he's already won gold medal with that suit!