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Thanks a Lot, Brain

We have to talk, brain. This is happening far too often. The alarm clock works. It's always worked. There's no reason to check it every half hour after 4 AM.

Like you did today. And the day before.

If you have stuff stressing you out, go take care of it yourself. Let me and The Awkward Yeti sleep.

-via Pleated Jeans

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