A guy walks into a liquor store with an alligator and... no wait, that's not how this story goes, but it still sounds like a joke.
A man in Florida (where else) walked into a convenience store Monday night and offered to trade the gator for a six pack of beer. He apparently found it at a nearby park and trapped it, thinking somehow it was the equivalent of a few cans of beer.
Don't worry though, the gator was no worse for the wear after his little adventure, but the man will be facing charges for illegally catching it.
Via The Consumerist