Er, okay. I'll put away Santa Claus Conquers the Martians and will not force the entire family to sit through it again. But it could have been a great family tradition! Pablo Stanley, AKA Stanley Colors, made a lengthy cartoon illustrating geeky and nerdy (these are distinct concepts that are too often conflated) ways to celebrate Christmas. You can view the rest of it here.
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