Despite the fact that everyone farts, and everyone knows that everyone farts, some people are horrified by the thought that someone else will know they fart. For these particularly paranoid people, there's a new kind of flatulence filtering underwear embedded with activated charcoal called Shreddies. It's doubtful that they'd make a good Christmas gift, unless it's for someone you really, really want to embarrass. Why are they called Shreddies? That's a mystery for another day.
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I've played music in some orchestra pits with people who could definitely benefit from Shreddies. People with flatulence problems in an enclosed space like an orchestra pit? P.U.!!
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Shreddies is a brand of cereal in Canada. Somehow I don't expect any joint promotions.
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So... in using these, is there no fear of someone HEARING you fart?? To me, the primary concern is in not knowing how loud it will be -
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The need to add scent packets so farts really can smell like strawberries.
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"He who farts in church sits in his own pew." - Confucious
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Oh how silly and expensive. Why can't you just fill an old tube sock with aquarium charcoal like the rest of us do?
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Mine will also need some form of sound-proof acoustic foam. Just saying.
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