The koala wasn’t always this vicious. But during ten years in the pen after that bank job gone wrong, he had to get nasty.
Now he can get regular knives. Probably a gun, if he wanted to—he’s got connections like that. But the koala says that he likes to do his work up close and personal. He says it’s the only time he feels truly alive inside.
It’s just one of many natural animal defense mechanisms illustrated by Jeff Wysaski of Pleated Jeans.
I always thought it was "mess with the snail, get the slime." Ew.
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