The Married Kama Sutra is a new book by Simon Rich and Farley Katz. The modern update of the classic Kama Sutra is safe for work, and actually includes no sex at all, because, see, it's for married people and real life has its way of barging in at the wrong moment. Buzzfeed has several pages of named positions, covering scenarios like farting, the division of housework, children, and other real-life situations that could cause you to rethink getting married at all.
This page struck me as particularly humorous, probably because the rest are all too familiar to me. Now I find I might need some furniture moved.
This. Is. Pure. Gold!
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I've done the Stubborn Goat.
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Har! That green cloud made me laugh.
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