If you love scotch - Scotchy Scotch Scotch like Ron Burgundy of Anchorman and you want it to go down, down into your belly - well, you're in luck.
Ben & Jerry's, which is kind of like a big deal in the ice cream business, is releasing a new flavor of ice cream, named Scotchy Scotch Scotch, as a tie-in to the sequel movie Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues. It's Butterscotch ice cream with Butterscotch Swirls. By the beard of Zeus, noo actual Scotch, sadly. But still, don't act like you're not impressed.
The flavor was unveiled in an event kicked off with - what else? - a performance by Nutty the Waterskiing Squirrel, followed with a Ben & Jerry's ice cream truck decked out to look like Channel 4 News truck (complete with blazer-wearing Ron Burgundy look-alikes).
Burgundy himself was pleased that Ben & Jerry's released the new ice cream flavor. "I hope [they] consider my other suggestion. Malt liquor marshmallow, well liquor bourbon peanut butter, and cheap white wine sherbert," he added.
We're not sure whether the ice cream comes with its own trident spoon, but it should. And kudos to Ben & Jerry's, who stayed classy, for creating this. They're so wise. And Jerry Greenfield - the Jerry in Ben & Jerry's - is actually like a (not so) miniature Buddha, covered in hair. After all, 60 percent of the time, limited edition movie tie-ins like this works all the time.