Anytime someone who suffers from arachnophobia sees a spider, it's always "Huge! The biggest spider in the world!" Those folks should not see this movie. Big Ass Spider is a comedy monster movie hitting theaters on October 18th. Directed by Mike Melendez, the film follows an exterminator (Greg Grunberg) and a security guard (Lombardo Boyar) as they battle a giant alien spider that escaped from a military laboratory and is roaming Los Angeles. Yes, you have to wonder why they called an exterminator when the military should be responsible but hey, this is comedy! -via Laughing Squid
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