(Photo: Donald Graves)
A crimson tide sweeps across the driveway, thanks to this customized modern Volkswagen beetle showing the elephant mascot of the University of Alabama. I'm not sure who made this car, but I suspect that it's owned by Ray, the operator of Tide Rides and owner of a vast collection of University of Alabama collectibles.
Do you see the football helmet in that background? I suspect that it is Ray's motorized football helmet, which moves at a surprisingly quick pace:
If you disapprove, then keep your mouth shut about it while in Alabama. You'll be punished cruelly.