When the barrier comes down across the road, just think of it as a suggestion. That appears to be what this bicyclist was thinking. According to British Transport Police, an unknown bicyclist decided to disregard a train crossing in Waterbeach, UK. She moved past the barrier, brought her front wheel almost to the track, then jerked back as the train came straight at her.
She came within mere inches of getting hit.
-via Jalopnik
Off camera there is a loo and fresh pair of knickers