Is This Bride for Real?

Here's a Bridezilla story told in a series of emails. First, the bride lays out a series of ten rules for her bridesmaids. She refers to herself as Queen Bee. But some bridesmaids had trouble toeing the line.

Hello my faithful bees,

Chloe has colored her hair. She has repented her sins to the QB and she has been forgiven for her minor lapse in forgetting the protocol.

Kudos to Chelsea for asking permission to cut her hair, unfortunately, her request is DENIED.

Onto to my next point. We will begin weekly weigh-ins on January 17th. I will be sending over the form for everyone to fill out and submit with a picture of the scale shortly.

Lastly, I am looking into bridesmaid rhinestone bikinis and I am open to color suggestions from everyone but Miss Holly because I have already chosen a customizable bikini for her, see below. If anyone could help me find bandeau rhinestone bikinis, I would greatly appreciate it. I would like it so say MAIDS in sparkle, rhinestones, or pearls. Not too much to ask, I know.

It sounds completely made up -I mean, no one really acts like that! Identifying information has been removed from the email messages, but a commenter says she knows the bride and gave further information on the wedding -which was lovely, but probably left scars in some friendships. Link -via Digg

(Image credit: Flickr user squishyray)


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I would love to have been one of these bridesmaids. Whas I would have done is continually gush about how much I am looking forward to being there for her "special day" and about how honored I am to be chosen, and all the while I would systematically avoid any meetings, goal, check-ins, weigh-ins (weigh-ins?? are you kidding me???) and make up increasingly ridiculous excuses (I couldn't make it because my dog had clinical depression and I didn't want to leave him alone, etc.) while at the same time sending the other bridesmaids pictures of me eating cheesecake and gorging at Taco Bell and denying I sent them and insisting they must be photoshopped. When the jig was finally up and the clueless idiot bride finally caught on, I would send a flaming e-mail to EVERYONE involved explaining how I had assumed the whole thing was a joke because NOBODY could possibly be that self-centered and disrespectful of others. I can guarantee you she would never speak to me again...
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Dear QB, have fun at your wedding. I doubt you will since you are micromanaging everything. I'm betting you will lose half your bridesmaids before your "Big Day". Whutevah! My condolences to your future hubby. He must be TOTALLY clueless.
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