Flubbed Headlines

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Doctor Testifies in Horse Suit

Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly

Diet of Premature Babies Affects IQ

Oprah, Madonna Talk Marriage

Groom Sues Bride of 4 Mouths

General Eisenhower Flies Back to Front

Airline Travel Safer Despite More Accidents

God Gets a Parking Caution: "No Execeptions" Say Police

Dumped Fish Remains Upset

American Ships Head to Libya

Woman Not Injured By Cookie

Lack of Water Hurts Ice Fishing

L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal by Landslide

Lawyer Calls Soul as Witness

Thanks to President Clinton, Staff Sgt. Fruer Now Has a Son

Tortoise Held Hostage as Lobster War Turns Nasty

Diaper Market Bottoms Out

Snow Storms May be Precursor of Winter

Blind Bishop Appointed to See

Ancient Blond Corpses Raise Questions

Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice

California Governor Makes Stand on Dirty Toilets

Reason for More Bear Sightings: More Bears

Cuts Could Hurt Animals

Ban on Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

Nude Scene Done Tastefully in Radio Play

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