A penguin can dream, can't he? Fly, little penguin. Use any means you have to, such as this one suggested in the webcomic Safely Endangered.
Tokyoflash Treasure Hunt - Win a Tokyoflash Watch of Your Choice!
Going on right now: Tokyoflash Treasure Hunt #26. Win a Tokyoflash watch and neat stuff from the NeatoShop. It's fun and easy to play: Link