You haven't had a bender until you had one where you ended up in a cargo container, about to be shipped out to sea.
In an epic tale that will undoubtedly be told for generations to come, Jiang Wu of Qingdao, China, got drunk and mistakenly thought that a shipping container was a bed and breakfast he was staying. When he woke up, Wu found that he was sealed inside.
Thankfully, Jiang still had his cell phones so he called the police. "His problem was, though, that he couldn't tell us which container he was in and there were thousands of them stacked on top of each other," said the police spokesman. The police finally found him in a container stacked 60 feet off the ground by following the sound he made by banging on the container's metal side.
"He's very lucky. If he'd been asleep for another hour the next stop would have been America," said a dock worker.