Looking for a truly disgusting way to tell someone they are a butt-kisser? How about sending them a dozen chocolate anus candies, which have apparently been a real thing since 2004? Of course, if you want to make the message more permenant and less delicious, maybe you could instead go with the $400, limited-edition, solid-silver anus -now that's classy.
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