Abraham Lincoln vs. George Washington: Who's Hotter?

It's got to be the beard. Or perhaps the stovepipe hat (which may actually be a fake). Or his poetry. Or his vampire-fighting prowess. But there's no argument that Lincoln is hot (much to the consternation of the Lincoln haters), as this Bizarro comic from Dan Piraro illustrated.

Previously on Neatorama: A Few Things You Might Not Have Known About Abraham Lincoln