The Passive Aggressive Raven

Let's add some text to cartoonist Jim Benton's alteration of the famous Edgar Allan Poe poem.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the bored and beat decorum of the countenance it wore,
“Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the Nightly shore —
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”
Quoth the raven, “Nevermind.”

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