Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses? That's the first question you are asked in the personal combat game Super Duck Punch. I chose well, and won my first round. It gets more complicated after that, with a hippo-sized hamster and a hydra with giraffe heads. Or the opposite of each. Link -via Metafilter
Definitely a hydra with giraffe heads. Hamsters are mean and scrappy.
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