Hey! Do you know what kind of gift your are going to get today? You can't afford a rocket and you need a license to give a monkey a shower. So your next option is the Perry the Platypus Hoodie from the NeatoShop. This great adult-sized zippered fleece hoodie makes you look like Perry the Platypus from Phineas and Ferb. The hood has eyeholes and transforms into a mask when zipped all the way closed.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Phineas and Ferb stuff.