Port-A-Pug - $33.95
Do you want a dog, but you just aren't sure you are ready for the responsibility of taking care of a living animal? You need the Port-A-Pug from the NeatoShop. This adorable cardboard dog kit comes with everything you need to make you feel like you have a real pet. The set includes:
- Official certificate of adoption
- Port-A-Pug owner's manual
- Dog dish With food and water
- 2 chew bones
- 5 reversible fashion collars
- 3 collar ID tags
- And a cozy dog bed
Sorry, fake dog poop not included. You can, however, simply make your own by scrunching up some brown craft paper.
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