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Millenials may not know the name, but anyone who grew up around or before the 80s knows the name Tom Selleck, aka Magnum P.I. aka the man with the sexy moustache.

Everyone should aspire to have a child as handsome as Tom, so why not give them a helping hand with an adhesive moustache or, better yet, a manly moustache pacifier?